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Dumb Demotivational Poster


ASIANS - Used to swords...


TAGS: asian dumb gun
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Pyro

none - April 7, 2009, 12:33 am
yea if you look at it closely, hes right handed, and finger is straight and off the trigger, hence why you dont see his finger on the barrel and why he looks like hes holding the gun stupidly.
barockeva - November 5, 2008, 6:32 am
Right handed. This man is.
actually - July 17, 2008, 12:23 pm
you're supposed to have your trigger finger along the barrel...
Anonymous - June 11, 2008, 3:46 pm
Actually, that's how you're supposed to hold a gun before you're ready to fire. It's safety, but good try.


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?


TAGS: captain obvious dumb superhero internet meme
Rating: 1.71/5

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Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am
Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).
Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am
Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am
But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?
Culos - February 12, 2009, 6:40 am
No big deal, you're forgiven :-)
Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 6:38 am
Answer to Culos: Sorry man. I'm pretty new to MotiFake.
Culos - February 12, 2009, 4:11 am
Try and get it right, on Motifake it's Captain Bobvious!


EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Nate

TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:29 am
Am I going to hell for giving this 5L?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm
That river runneth over...


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




POCKET TASER -


TAGS: dumb ****
Rating: 4.44/5

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dslohand - January 15, 2013, 10:50 pm
5 sparks I'm still laughing I'd be locking that thing up at night. just to remove the temptation from the wife lol
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 3:04 pm
if it is that bad with AA's what would happen if you wired up a 9volt ?
HGCaboose - March 5, 2010, 4:19 am
Rofl That's great!
palmat - March 5, 2010, 2:00 am
lmao 5 AAA batteries for you.
MrBlack - March 4, 2010, 10:39 pm
And by burn right through, I mean, I'd keep moving the lens and still burn a line clean through.
MrBlack - March 4, 2010, 10:39 pm
Closest I've come to this kind of stupidity was an old game where 2+ people burn each others hands with a magnifyin lens and last to give in wins. I won cause I was the only one who could get a lens to burn right through cardboard
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:37 pm
When I was a kid, we'd play tag with a stun gun. Fun stuff.
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:36 pm
Real ones use a wiggy.
Killroykill - March 4, 2010, 6:26 pm
and that's why electricians test wires with the back of their hands
Derek - March 4, 2010, 5:54 pm
I'm ashamed of my schadenfreude. 5L
CANADA - March 4, 2010, 5:12 pm
I shocked myself on a bet with one of those small key chain ones, it blew me on my a**
culos - March 4, 2010, 5:02 pm
I physically felt what you went through. 5 Nutless Morons for you!
R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 4:52 pm
I am sitting here, at work, tears rolling down my face. I started coughing from trying not to laugh too loud. I had to close the door to finish reading this! This is now my all time favorite! 10 Tazers for you! *zzap!* Ahhhhhrrrgghhh! Hahahahaha!!
Bovee - March 4, 2010, 4:51 pm
my brother is a marine and they had to pick between getting tazed or sh** with a rubber bullet and the first guy picked tazed and for some reason everyone else took the bullet. great story hope you get better. 5 volts.


THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE - When you argue on the internet...


TAGS: funny rabbit argue internet dumb
Rating: 3.46/5

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lulz - September 23, 2009, 1:17 pm
hey look it's Sean in the pic
eh - August 23, 2009, 7:25 pm
some other ****
Sean - August 22, 2009, 8:43 pm
Who's the other guy?


SCENE KIDS -




S U R E - Only If You Accept Monopoly Money ...




STUPID QUESTION -


TAGS: stupid dumb question facepalm
Rating: 4.68/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:42 pm
At this store I worked we had ONE sign, in a CORNER, that read in LARGE, RED letters: "This Isle ONLY - everything 50% off." Every customer who came in thought we were going out business. Greet poster, btw. 5L
CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:44 am
When I worked at Burger King 10 years ago, once in awhile, someone actually would ask me if the Whopper and Whopper Jr. are two different size sammiches


US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0


TAGS: how dumb can you be to attack a warship
Rating: 4.55/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:43 pm
No, desperate pirates. Not many opportunities in Somalia.
FacelessSailor - April 6, 2010, 1:35 pm
Get some! Some people never learn...stupid pirates...
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 10:42 pm
Oh..oh...oh...it's just like that game!!! B4... BOOM, hit B5... miss my turn
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:44 pm
looks a discussion at my house, and I'll be d***ed if I ever call her a battleship again!! 5L


BLONDES - Keepin things interesting




IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"


TAGS: idiot stupid dumb criminal tattoo
Rating: 4.05/5

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thwolf - November 30, 2010, 8:37 pm
@ IllicoPresto. No, no he did not get a job.
IllicoPresto - November 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hey, he shaved off his beard! I wonder if he ever got a job? See # 80584
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:57 am
crap.... right cheek. 3 L chief
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:56 am
He isn't a relative of mine. (left cheek)


FACEPLANT!! - Ouch, that's gotta hurt.




WHY CANT BLONDES DIAL 911? - They cant find the 11 button.




BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


DUMB BLONDE JOKES - I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.


TAGS: dumb blonde joke lady sunny
Rating: 3/5

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twill1962 - September 22, 2012, 9:02 pm
Dolly Parton said it first.


STUPID & LAZY - Key Ingredients To Catastrophies


TAGS: stupid and lazy dumbass
Rating: 3.9/5

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Anyal - April 23, 2013, 8:31 pm
I would like to see the end result of this preferably in video form... *evil chuckle*


ERNEST P. WORRELL - Did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into a bar and said, "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."




DICTIONARY -




INVENTIONS - Some are more practical than others


TAGS: really dumb one
Rating: 4.32/5

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Russian man - January 2, 2010, 5:57 am
No comments 5L.
MasterMorality - January 1, 2010, 6:35 pm
f***ing brilliant. 5 lions.
Derek - December 29, 2009, 10:30 pm
Heheh, great sequence
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:12 pm
Perfect.
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 3:18 pm
That guy was a loser. Mine works perfectly! 5 laptops


NO CLUE - On how to handle North Korea. Nor Iran, nor terrorism. Nor the economy.


TAGS: obama dumb democrats terrorism korea nuclear iran politics
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

Chillax - December 18, 2009, 7:20 pm
Would you expect more from a community organizer with no exectutive experience and as a Senator missed 314 of 1300 roll call votes (24%)? Don't act shocked now.
Agent K - August 5, 2009, 5:20 pm
i think my roommate said it best it's like taking a janitor in a company and promoting him straight to CEO.
Mikeipee - August 5, 2009, 5:19 pm
I agree. But his wife is h**.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
Very well said WTFO.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:15 pm
needed to be removed and I'd rather my generation take care of it than pass it off to my kids when Saddam became a stronger threat. You whine about 1B spent to remove a dangerous dictator but are quite on 787B spent on govt waste. Your positions are sad.
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:13 pm
he claim on being "right" to not go is a fallacy. Since he did not have the national intel that the POTUS and Congress used to a**ess the situation. He was also wrong about the surge that gained so much ground in that war. Saddam and his psycho sons
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 8:11 pm
Game, Bush showed strength to countries that believe talk is weakness. Also, did you really think Iran was going to have a fair election. Not to mention that the "moderate" candidate in that election still wants to wipe Israel off the map. As for Iraq,
TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 2:16 pm
As opposed to the trillions this knucklehead is going to cost us.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - June 12, 2009, 9:57 am
What "Bush did that was better" was get Kim Jong Ill to back down. But now Ill is pushing around Obama like a rag doll. And yes it would be smarter to see who wins the Iranian election; but do you think Obama WOULD know what do to anyway?
The Game - June 12, 2009, 8:40 am
North Korea has been around for the last 8 years, what did Bush do that was better? Iran has an election this month that could oust Ahmadinejad, its smarter to see who would be president first Yet he was right about Iraq, which cost about $1,000,000,000


PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.


TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


CELEBRITY QUOTES - FULL OF JEALOUSY AND ENVY -




POLITICAL INTELLIGENCE -


TAGS: obama politics retards liberals democrats dumb stupid
Rating: 2.76/5

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Sean - June 19, 2009, 1:24 pm
Still not seeing it, really. But at least now I know that "glee" rhymes with "free". But why you'd ever want it to, is beyond me. Still think this poster is quite funny.
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:20 am
..to his government for free!
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:19 am
Well done Sean. The “Ski” was a left handed compliment that you didn’t see. Of course you were to busy digging a hole (in the permafrost) for your poopy and pee! Get indoor plumbing I shouted with glee. But alas, he could not because he gave it all
TheTrashHeap - June 19, 2009, 12:58 am
OH YEAH!!!
Sean - June 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Oh, and the Kool-Aid thing was a parody of the Anti-Liberal chant -- too dumb to be aimed at anyone, really.
Sean. - June 19, 2009, 12:02 am
I added "ski" after you did. So, you started it! You were the first to ski down that hill.
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 11:34 pm
Facts are facts Seanski...and I just love the name calling, keep bringing that to the game!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 7:08 pm
DUH!!!! Everyone knows that pumpkins don't reach the masses like a motifake does!!! Now, if you're talkin' Peeps... solid medium.
Sean - June 18, 2009, 6:30 pm
So, BoneCDski, yer saying the tags are inspired? As in wonderfully creative? No wonder agdaniele can't stop at twelve ... yer killin' him! Now run along an' hollow out yer pumpkin so it'll hold yer quart of Kool-Aid (actually, Flavor Aid)
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 5:28 pm
then if we wouldn't had enacted the package! I'm still praying that it works...but I know d*** well it won't!!!
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 5:27 pm
Not really Seanski! They have been tracking the Data for unemployment, and using the chart that Obama used to show future unemployment with and without the mighty stimulus package (that which he used to sell the masses his McPackage), we far worse off....
know_it_all - June 18, 2009, 5:25 pm
lol, silly dumbocrat.
Sean - June 18, 2009, 5:08 pm
The tags are uninspried, though.
Culos - June 18, 2009, 4:08 pm
Contradictio in Terminis
Sean - June 18, 2009, 3:15 pm
This is great. Wonderful delivery. 5.


STUPIDITY - Great day for shorts aint it?


TAGS: hitler is dumb shorts winter
Rating: 2.39/5

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Zealot - October 7, 2010, 9:15 pm
what?


AMERICAN EDUCATION - Is just to poor to be true....


TAGS: school loosers ja****s geographical dumb wtf roflmao
Rating: 2.56/5

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LOLOLOL - July 28, 2009, 5:28 pm
Troll alert!!!
Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:47 am
Strange. The Mexican drug cartels seems to know which way is north on a map.


ADDICTION -


TAGS: dumber than the law allows
Rating: 4.67/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:41 pm
*I could be wrong
AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:40 pm
The frosted glass makes it hard to tell. I don't think rerun likes wearing bikinis...I could beng
eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 11:20 pm
is that cubby or rerun
Sparrowgirl - July 28, 2010, 1:39 am
5L
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 12:55 am
Still hilarious!
DreMagnum - March 23, 2010, 1:53 pm
Well, you could use an apple, but that would be kind of weird. 5L's space. One of the better posters i've seen
Airman - March 22, 2010, 5:14 pm
5 LOL's
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 9:50 am
Great! 5L
LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:34 am
It's not the peeking in the windows that's so bad...it's when he humps your leg after. 5L!
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 4:53 am
LOL. Bad Dog!!! 5L
Produceman117 - March 21, 2010, 7:31 pm
Incredible. A+ and 5Ls.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:59 pm
Brilliant! Favorite'd and five'd.


WAR - No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George S. Patton (1885-1945)


TAGS: war death dumb country patton
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - September 22, 2012, 7:10 pm

@thesun...this is a comedy/satire site. Nobody here is intentionally, they are just having fun
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
aw please be nice :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:56 am
Suuure...you say that while you're winning. ;) And I have done 6 since, though most've been ripped to shreds. :/
suzieq - January 31, 2012, 9:56 am
oh OK... I didn't mean 'get out of it' completely, just change the subject every now and then. There is plenty of fun military stuff to do :) this is not a contest you know, just fun and games :)
djrcreative - January 31, 2012, 12:58 am
"Get out of the military stuff !!!" ;P What, so you can stand a chance? LOL!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:46 am
thanks for the 5L, my friend. why hypocrite ?
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:54 am
Hypocrite. ;P 5LOL!
Verdeckt - January 30, 2012, 2:07 am
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well


DELUSIONS -


TAGS: some are dumber than others
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 7, 2012, 4:02 pm
Top notch.
MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 2:03 pm
And the first 5L laugh of my day goes to...the dynamic duo of Mr. and Mrs.


CHRISTIAN LOGIC -


TAGS: nightvisionphantom youtube christian religion dumbass logic fail
Rating: 2.1/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:27 am
Talking in circles, not making any sense, spewing random words - his brain is fried. Probably meth OD.
Epic. - June 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
This is it. You didn't include the part where he said "A-thee-izum."
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:05 am
Boo, you fail.
agdaniele - June 16, 2009, 8:53 pm
Look who is enjoying too many turkey clubs on sliced "body of christ"


GUILFORD COUNTY, NC - Thanks for reminding everyone that North Carolina is a part of the South!


TAGS: dumbass funny
Rating: 2.94/5

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Feasibly - August 12, 2010, 12:09 pm
5L in spite of south being the same direction your posters are going.


BARNEY FIFE RULE -


TAGS: dumber than the law allows day
Rating: 4.39/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:06 pm
Actually, Barry was right in most cases. Dress right, don't give prisoners home comforts, use police equipment for police duty. Andy was a full blown retard.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:16 pm
5L. I've consulted in a lot of government offices, and that rule would explain a *lot*.
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 10:52 am
5 nip it in the bud's


PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.


TAGS: stupid retard dumb idiot textfake yahoo answers
Rating: 3.97/5

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aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:19 am
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them... [x2]
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:25 pm
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them...
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:59 am
Look what Cam found online!!!


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


BANANA - I can has?




DUMB RACIST PEOPLE -


TAGS: dumb racist people
Rating: 2.73/5

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Airman - January 4, 2011, 5:11 pm
*are, not is
Airman - January 4, 2011, 5:10 pm
Veld, you're commenting on a poster that is over a year old. None of those people is even around anymore
Veldimar - January 4, 2011, 4:42 pm
So, America hasn't killed enough people in Afganistan and Iraq, and British Hindus are next target? Way to go!
Shyanne - December 11, 2009, 1:34 pm
Funny learn what it is!
angryceltic - December 11, 2009, 1:23 pm
it really doesn’t matter where he came from Europe is slowly becoming over populated with Muslims because they have 5 or 6 kids on average as compared to the natives who have 1 or 2 im not saying anything about him but that's a fact
Sleed - May 19, 2009, 11:56 pm
what lola said
Lola57 - April 30, 2009, 9:22 pm
ROFL! This is so racist, all it takes is him to have darker colored skin and the right facial features, doesn't really matter where he's from.
ANTI - January 16, 2009, 6:36 pm
pwnt
Little Johnny - January 15, 2009, 8:46 pm
And they can't decide if one of them wasn't from India.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 1:34 pm
Dumb Tunnelers: The 7/7 terrorists all had British passports you idiot.


COMMON SENSE - This guy has none.


TAGS: sense brains intelligence stupid dumb
Rating: 2.71/5

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RetiredUSNChief - April 20, 2011, 11:51 pm
COOL! A comment about me not having balls of steel, from a person who created an account just to post this one comment and nothing else. Duly noted! :):)
pooya - February 8, 2011, 3:46 am
yeah but he has balls of steel which you have none....
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:06 am
I do not think it means what you think it means.


BEYOND EPIC FACEPALM - You've finally forced my hand. Relax. This won't hurt much. Soon you'll be out of our misery.




THE BIRTH OF A NATION -


TAGS: learning education dumb blondes usa
Rating: 4.63/5

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vbattaile - December 15, 2012, 5:38 pm
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes,


YOUR MOTHER -


TAGS: nagging dumb husband domestic violence wife with an axe
Rating: 4.94/5

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TheOmegaMan - January 12, 2011, 12:44 pm
...or you could have taken the non-psycho route and simply been strong enough to get a divorce...'nuff said. LOL
crankyhead - January 9, 2011, 11:38 am
this is delicious.
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:48 am
Freeking fantastic! Adding to faves... nuff said. 5L's
valkor - January 9, 2011, 9:05 am
Fantastic. Love it.
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

jaw dropingly solid 5. awesome. totally loved it!


DARWIN'S THEORY - About to be proven once again.


TAGS: stupid dumb darwin theory evolution
Rating: 4.69/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:12 am
now to get rid of the hospitals so the stupid can't multiply


EVOLUTION - continuing the downward spiral


TAGS: i didn t think it could get dumber
Rating: 4.29/5

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R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:25 pm
I was peeking out of the closet to see if the coast was clear...nope!
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:50 pm
A little lisp at the end there, Jake?
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 12:42 pm
Have you seen these morons try to run? Very funny stuff. But you have plenty of time to swith from guns to missiles.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:36 pm
Don't give them any ideas, Feas!
Feasibly - May 14, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm surprised he has his shoes on the right feet.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 11:08 am
For the sake of the species, these mutants should be sh** on sight. 5 slugs to the head.


CAPTAIN (B)OBVIOUS - Just wanted to point that out.




county highway caution -




DUMB PEOPLE - Smart Phones don't have an app to fix that ...


TAGS: dumb people smart phones app
Rating: 4.35/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 6:27 am
If motifakers only knew what Smartphone Support for retail is like :(
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:20 am
"And that is the weekend! Allow me to crack the bubbly!" Giving a smart phone to a dumb person is like giving a loud toy to an obnoxious child.


WISDOM - By three methods we may learn wisdom : First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.


TAGS: wisdom dumb dumbass stupid sunny
Rating: 4.24/5

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foresti - December 20, 2010, 6:50 pm
done often. and if you use quotes, you could name the author in the tags.
5150monkeylove - December 19, 2010, 11:27 pm
I like this one, It would be great if you took your time and made more like this. Wordflow is a little off, PM a reg for different formats to use. 4L


SWINE FLU - How Pandemics Get Started




FASHION IQ TEST -




BACON - These guys will smell like it in 3, 2, 1...




JUSTIN BIEBER - When you're cute you can get away with being stupid


TAGS: bieber dumb stupid
Rating: 2.89/5

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Brawler - May 18, 2011, 2:20 pm
It does indeed:D
Reality Lord - May 18, 2011, 12:05 pm

that works for filthy rich too


EPIC FAIL - The next "change" will happen 1/20/13


TAGS: obama fail dumbass barack
Rating: 2.56/5

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TTD - June 13, 2009, 11:03 am
Yes, current/former-government is bad, mkay....
HAHA - March 30, 2009, 8:00 pm
We need to change all of the goverment.
WTFO - March 27, 2009, 7:28 pm
Unfortunately, that is a long way off. Good news is we might be able to change the Congress in two years.


Dumb Blondes -




Stereotypes -




Play Dumb -


TAGS: treats train play dumb
Rating: 4.74/5

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Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:59 pm
Funny and probably true


CREATIVITY - It's usually a great trait, but don't take it too far, or you just cheap and dumb.


TAGS: cheap dumb creativity
Rating: 3.93/5

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Swampfox - December 9, 2011, 7:11 pm
It's just a temporary fix. He'll add the metal strap in 5 or 6 years.
CloudchaserS - December 9, 2011, 10:02 am
If the ph**o is yours, you should submit it to whitetrashrepairs.com and thereifixedit.com


THIS IS GOING TO END WELL... - Lets just hope the trainers got a good lawyer.


TAGS: dumb stupid idiot
Rating: 3.33/5

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:58 pm
For God's sake, keep the camera rolling!


MEANWHILE - Back in Bin Laden's cave.




GOT MY MIND ON MY MONEY - AND MY MONEY ON MY MIND...


TAGS: dumbass
Rating: 1.53/5
Mr. Shiny - August 24, 2010, 12:38 am
yes it seems this is the same no name poster making another attempt. this is better then their last, I will say. 2
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 10:47 pm
Reality Lord... Anonymous posters get the same vote as anonymous crap posters. 1L
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 7:17 pm
however i have left a score and said CRAAAAAP!. 1L
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 9:05 am

i have not left a score but wanted to tell you to get an account. anonymous postings will not do well. join the community. this poster would score alright. good luck dude!


TOW TRUCKS - They work on Big Rigs too!!!!




IGNORANCE -


TAGS: break up dumb kick ass
Rating: 4.96/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:05 pm
When I was a child, I saw this guy dumping his girl - at a Jack in the Box no less! The scene was awesome. I wish they had camera phones when I was young. Or even cell phones... Or camcorders that weren't the size of toaster oven for everyone to notice XD


GIVE UP - The harder you try, the dumber you look.


TAGS: piano man soldier dumb
Rating: 3.6/5

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Mongo - May 29, 2010, 4:06 pm
And to play concert piano for the critters.....does he lug this around with him?
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:16 pm
Little known fact about this image. The gentleman playing the piano was a concert pianist for a symphony orchestra. He was acclaimed near and far for his Virtuoso, particularly with his interpretation of the classics. He left that to serve his country.


DUMBASS -




ACQUIESCENCE -




THOUGHTFUL GIFT - DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING.


TAGS: dumb gift
Rating: 4.89/5

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HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:59 pm
exquisite humor :) FIVEEEE LIOOOONNNNSSSSS :D
dy2012 - May 3, 2012, 12:28 am
lol nice


GIFTED -


TAGS: smart dumb better life hammy
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 7:52 pm
no problem, but i would recommend playing it though
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:18 pm
Too bad, but thanks for answering! xx
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 4:09 pm
It's the female protagonist from Portal, so unless you've played that you won't understand the pic..
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:54 am
Is it a better time for you, now??!! I'm curious!! xx
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:53 am
Is it a better time for you??!! I'm curious!! xx
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:42 pm
I would explain the pic... but it''s 6am and I am tired.
cowboyrich - April 29, 2011, 11:52 am
She looks tired...did someone slip a roofie in that cake???
Hawamleh - November 19, 2010, 8:44 pm
I thought I should show people how a video-game poster should be done. thank you
spacedog - November 19, 2010, 6:01 pm
5L Hammy.


BASKIN, THE MOMENT... -




COMMUNICATION - Did you get that memo that track 37-E is down?




WELL... - There's your problem.


TAGS: dumbass car escalator
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 9:53 pm
Agreed 5L
spacedog - January 13, 2010, 7:24 pm
Nice delivery on a picture that's been around awhile. Good one Fatt Matt.


WHEELCHAIRS - They come in handy for shopping.


TAGS: wheelchair shopping women dumb handicapped
Rating: 4/5

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KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:08 pm
why don't they just put the tired girl in the chair instead of that bag ?


CAPITALISM -


TAGS: this is not a politifake you dumb mod its an idiologifake
Rating: 3.48/5

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Sean - December 22, 2009, 2:01 pm
I was actually referring to most people, not just the capitalists (owners of the means of production). This is more existential than ideological.
Derek - December 22, 2009, 12:15 am
It allows them to live off their capital rather than direct work. "Utterly useless"? I expect they'd debate that.


IT'S COMFORTING TO KNOW - That paris Hilton can save us all from a zombie invasion




BLONDES -




THANKS ALOT BIN LADEN! -




GEORGE W. BUSH - At least he didn't act like being the president was a popularity contest.


TAGS: obama dumbass popularity contest president
Rating: 3.04/5

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Zed - September 29, 2009, 9:21 pm
and Mallen, I said "and the Republicans". At that point, McCain was just more of McSame, which is a d*** shame, as I would have voted for McCain if his voting record actually was as "Maverick" as he claimed.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 9:18 pm
2001, perhaps, but two independent 2004 recounts told another story. But you don't want to hear those facts, so we have a pot and kettle situation here.
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wow, both zed and kspace have drank the kool-aid that has made them ignore facts and reality. BTW, when an independent group counted the votes in FL in 2001 (after the election) is was confirmed that Bush won that state too. But you won't accept facts.
mallen - September 29, 2009, 4:35 pm
Bush wan't running in 2008, Dumbass. Bush was elected by the electoral college in 2000, but lost the popular vote. He won both in the 2004 election.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:41 pm
the previous 2 times.
Zed - September 29, 2009, 1:41 pm
If that true, then I find it f***ing hillarious that as soon as Diebold quit supplying and "verifying" the voter counts via thier machines that Bush and the Republicans DIDN't get elected by the bogus "Landslide" numbers FOX kept reporting the previous 2
Rollseyes - September 29, 2009, 9:56 am
OMG! REALLY? You could not possibly be so stupid as to think that Bush wasn't elected TWICE! Get out of fairy-tale land, stop your hate, and GET OVER IT! He's not even president anymore for Cripes sake!
Kspace - September 29, 2009, 9:46 am
At least Obama was elected.


JOB APPLICATION - Make sure that Dumbo Dropping is pushing elephant out of a plane next time.




PRIDE -




N0OBZ - Our world is full of them


TAGS: dumb cops
Rating: 2.5/5

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Reason - January 30, 2010, 3:41 pm
Cops are trained to not put their finger on the trigger unless they are certain they are going to shoot someone in the next few seconds.


BURGER KING - om nom nom nom nom


TAGS: nom meat fast food dumb
Rating: 2.37/5

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Mr. Nemo - June 26, 2009, 5:05 pm
Spelling Nazi in 3...2...1...


INSATIABLE THIRST - With this example scientists have shown that it switches off your brain.




OBSTINATE -


TAGS: bicile idiot to dumb to quit prof
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:48 pm
Nice one. You're doing well kay9. Welcome and keep it up. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 11:55 am
5L kay
rerun - August 12, 2010, 10:45 am

fantastic


Hell... -


TAGS: chinese democrats stupid people dumb
Rating: 4.64/5

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curlyrocks - April 25, 2013, 3:07 pm
So much pee
MissPriss - April 19, 2013, 8:47 pm
There is a tsunami joke in this pic somewhere right? Sorry, all that stuff aside...like the poster Kelly!
MissPriss - April 19, 2013, 8:44 pm
I first start to scroll down the poster thinkin' it's 1 of those where you stare hard enough, you're brain hurts, eyes burst into flames and then you see a hidden picture. It's not...dear gawd help me...my eyes have melted to my brain!!


YOU LOOK INTELLIGENT - However when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.


TAGS: dumby
Rating: 4.35/5

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TheOne - December 30, 2012, 10:30 pm
You're on a roll today Zook. Cheers!
culos - January 21, 2011, 6:59 am
This should have been posted at Politifake, we agreed: "No more Bush pictures on Motifake!"


QUOTABLE QUOTES - 'American profesional athletes are bilingual; they speak english and profanity.' -Gordie Howe, 1975 That's just unrealistic, i mean english...... Really


TAGS: sport dumb quote america ball
Rating: 4.33/5

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Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:54 pm

i was a kid when gordie howe played. he was known as the gentleman of hockey but he could hit if he wanted to...big man.


MY FIRST INTELLIGENT THOUGHT - Eww excuse me...just another brain fart.




WAITING FOR THE CIRCUS - PATIENCE, PATIENCE


TAGS: dumbo
Rating: 3.8/5

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DAIN BRAMAGE - January BBQ, -9 Degrees... dumbass!


TAGS: bbq cold dumbass moron ed
Rating: 3.67/5

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esmith1701 - August 9, 2011, 3:51 pm
Just big shorts... unfortunately I lasted far longer than my camera man did this day, but I'm totoally in shorts and sneakers
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:50 pm
He must be a tourist, he's wearing long pants.


SURVEYS - In a recent survey it was found that a quater of the people in the world make up 25% of the earth's population


TAGS: world stats people survey dumb
Rating: 3.52/5

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M0rd3kaI - July 3, 2015, 7:08 pm
Can't help myself... *Quater* - you're missing an 'R' Well played though


SMART - It's the new dumb.


TAGS: mercedes smart car crash dumb
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - May 11, 2011, 8:10 pm

8 minutes. new record?
RDK - May 11, 2011, 8:01 pm
The new dumb is correct for whoever did the poster! NOT a Smart Car it's a Ford Escape. Do a little research before wou make idiots out of your selves. Big give away is the 5 bolt wheel pattern. Smarts have 3
Sean - January 1, 2011, 9:23 pm
Oooops, having now taken the time to read some of the previous comments, I fear that my aboriphilia is showing. *presses hands to chest, for no apparent reason*
Sean - January 1, 2011, 9:21 pm
Re poster: Good thing the dude wasn't driving a Hummer: he would have gossly overpaid for his tin can coffin -- and everyone at the funeral would be smirking at presumed size of his unit.
AdmiralAckbar - October 23, 2010, 1:42 am
this reminds me of the smart cars that cut me off on the freeway doing 75. I can fit one of those things in the back of the truck. Yeah it might do well in crash tests but you will have no limbs left as the as the kin peals of as I roll over it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:41 am
the Crew is strong...and Derek is still here, spouting nonsense.
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:39 am
Soon as you weed one out, two tree huggers take their place...sad. That's one thing that won't ever change. There will always be another Derek waiting to pick up the slack. But hey, long as you and the crew don't burn out, this place will always be fresh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Sadly, We still have too many sensitive little b****es here. Men shouldn't have feelings IMO.
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:20 am
Yeah I was thinking the same thing as soon as I typed it. Flippin newbs!! Gotta earn that ****!! Nothing handed to 'em! Take your sh**s like a man/woman and you'll be respected a little quicker....just a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:13 am
some of the noobs are good, but if I mention them by name they'll just get all big headed about it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:09 am
All the new idiots are taken care of really quickly these days...we have our mods to thank for that.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:52 am
So fill me in...who's flamed out? Who's the new WTFO? Any promising newbs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:47 am
I dunno.....we all know yer gonna use your mouth anyways...
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:43 am
Two balls one cup? Or one cup per ball?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:41 am
Just remember to cup the balls....you'll be fine.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:37 am
To say that I've been busier than Aggy re landscaping New Orleans after Katrina would be and understatement. These wack jobs out here are two kinds of crazy. I may be from here but it's gonna take some gettin used to....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:34 am
How ya been since the move...are the t****ies prettier?
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:34 am
And forward me some of GS's greatest hits....I'd like to see what he's packing under that armor!
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:32 am
Well, you have to start out by washing lettuce....soon you'll be making fries! And that's when the big bucks start rolling in!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:27 am
I'm just an approval Mod...Gs keeps making me take raunchy pics of him for his plenty of fish account.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:13 am
Well if anyone's gonna pop my cherri I want it to be you Mooooo! Hard to believe I've never even had so much as a slap on the wrist....But seriously sweet promotion bruther!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:06 am
hey Mo! good to see ya......Banned!!!!! lol
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:03 am
Ya frickin GOON!! (congrats BTW)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2010, 8:50 pm
Yeah...call a moderator a goon....that'll go over well.....If you can't take criticism, I suggest canceling your account with your ISP. To be fair, I kinda liked it...we all get our own opinions.
TheOmegaMan - October 22, 2010, 8:48 pm
Cut me some slack, you got a start somewhere even though you act like a goon.
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 9:07 pm
But not the first, you can find this all over the web. I would call this out whether it was his first or 100th.
forseti - October 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
It's his first...
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 4:02 pm
This has been portrayed and done so many effing times this and any others will receive a 1L from me.


INSTANTANEOUS - After much criticism, the local Police Department finally gives a big boost to their accident response time.




GREEN MAN - some times you have to know not all people like to dance GOTTT EMMM!!




LIFE -




TAKAGI - He's a dumbass


TAGS: takagi bring my tux dumbass case closed detective conan inspector mcquire
Rating: 1.61/5

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Anonymous - April 18, 2009, 11:51 am
It's a Japanese comic. The original text is in Japanese while the card is still in English.
Sauce? - January 19, 2009, 4:22 am
Perhaps a bad translation? I bet they were originally speaking Japanese, and the text was still in English. You try reading something in Spanish when you only took it in high school.


Ignorance At It's Finest -




I've been looking for twenty minutes! -


TAGS: dumb woman computer
Rating: 4.64/5

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Silverheart - January 13, 2014, 7:56 am

This brings back memories! An irate sister, calling me and asking where the any key was, so she could finish installing Windows 95. It took me about 5 minutes to stop laughing enough to explain it, and 2 weeks for her to forgive my sarcasm... 5/f!


HOW MANY - NBA players does it take to change a lightbulb? When they finally get a bright idea I’ll let you know.




ANCIENT WISDOM -




STU PIDASO - 1955-2010


TAGS: dumb electicution
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:37 pm
LOL


HOLIDAY SHOPPING -




RELGIOUS FACEPALM - When Even The Church Wants Nothing To Do With You




THINK! - Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again?




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